Total Medals Earned: 104 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,540 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/120 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (110/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (135/500 points)
Play Machoke's Pummel League mini game
Play Murkrow's Night Flight mini game
Defeat Melanie in the tournament
Defeat Cheren in the tournament
Defeat Teejay in the tournament
Defeat Bianca in the tournament
Defeat Fennel in the tounament
Win the bronze cup tournament
Win the silver cup tournament
Play Oceaness' Rainy Rescue mini game
Visit the Hall of Fame
Play Meloetta's Dance Off mini game
Complete Melanie's Academy
Defeat Jay in the tournament
Defeat Amira in the tournament
Win the gold cup tournament
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
Check out any of the external links
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/260 points)
destroy 10 catapults
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 8/20 (60/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)